Clubhouses Pillows

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

The Club

Pole Vaulting Club

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Bumbles bounce

"Would you like to dance with me?"