Club-toting Traveler T-Shirts

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

The invention of baseball.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'...can't you read??'

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Shingles Bar.