Club-toting Traveler Gifts

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

The First Art Critic

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

The invention of baseball.

Red Hat Society.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

'This is just the warm up.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

In a reverse universe. We say it's a wine drinking club, but the wine is really just an excuse to get together and discuss books.

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

'...can't you read??'