Club-wielding Art Lover Gifts

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

Venus

The height of fashion in 1796

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Origami Society...

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Selfie

Cat with Nine Still Lives