Club-wielding Cow Fan Gifts

'Id try the 9 iron.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Moo Out Loud

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!