Cape Wearing Cow Fan Gifts

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

vaccine wars.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Cow yin yang spots.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow with a Brazilian.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

GLOO!

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

"This sure makes my job easier."