Cape Wearing Cow Fan T-Shirts

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

vaccine wars.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

GLOO!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"This sure makes my job easier."

Mc Seven

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'