Cape Cod Fan Gifts

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

I love my cape

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Fisherman and cats

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"This sure makes my job easier."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Fishing for Supper

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."

Diver caught by pelican

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Farmer

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'