Cow Fanatic Gifts

Grass is greener.

'Eat your vegetables, or you'll go mad like your father!'

'There is so much penicillin in this milk we could use to to treat shipping fever!"

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

'Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Meet Daisy, the first cow to jump over it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

A Cow Tank.

No, I don't think you have the 'X' factor at all!

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

"So who was your favorite lady wrestler back in the day?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

Moo Out Loud

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.