"The cow was a vegetarian."
Cow Pun Admirer Gifts
If you adore a good cow pun and love showcasing your punny sense of humor, our collection is just for you. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, these items bring a smile to any cow pun admirer. Perfect for self-expression or as a hilarious gift for friends who milk every pun for all it's worth.
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
Chase me, chase me cows.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'The circle is complete!'
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
The Origami Society...
'Trickle or Spray!?'
'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'
Cow's straw
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
Slinky Cow World
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
Moo Out Loud
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
A Tumble Cow
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
Twister:Rural Social Networking
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
"I'm an enigma!"
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
Kamikaze Colour
Cow Pun Admirer Gifts Collection
Cow Pun Admirer Mugs
Explore our collection of cow pun mugs to express your love for dairy-inspired humor with every sip.
Cow Pun Admirer Pillows
Add some humor to your home with pillows featuring adorable cow puns and delightful designs.
Cow Pun Admirer Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that celebrate your affection for cow puns and clever wordplay.
Cow Pun Admirer T-Shirts
Discover our witty cow pun t-shirts, perfect for showcasing your love for clever farmyard humor in style.