Cow Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Working from home.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Australian Mobile Bar

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Cat's Tongue

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'll have what he's having."

'They're for a friend.'

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

Restricted: Do Not Cross

No parking here. You will be toad.

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"The Dalai Llama."

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"