Cow Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'

DracarASS!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Working from home.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Australian Mobile Bar

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"I'll have what he's having."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Cat's Tongue

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'They're for a friend.'

"The Dalai Llama."

Doomed Romance