Cow Pun Aficionado Pillows

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Satya Nutella

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Better Not Squash.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Beam Me Up Spotty

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'