Bear Pun Aficionado Pillows

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'