Cow Pun Admirer Pillows

"The cow was a vegetarian."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

The Origami Society...

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Moo Out Loud

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Kamikaze Colour