Funny Cow Appreciator Gifts

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A Venus cow trap.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

GLOO!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Things we need to acknowledge

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Grassy breath?

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Cow cartooning block.

Grazers of the Lost Ark.

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'Long pointy grass can be a cruel mistress.'

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'Hate is a pretty strong word. Are you sure you're not just lactose intolerant of your mother?'