Cow Appreciator Gifts

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

Pssst … You guys want some milkweed? … Cow Peer Pressure.

A Cow watching a horror movie.

A Venus cow trap.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Laboratory Retriever

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour