Beef Appreciator Gifts

'It's difficult for us to keep staff. We keep losing them to the fast food industry.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

A Venus cow trap.

Laboratory Retriever

Eat Beef

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

"Get ready."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Pizza-Fed Beef

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Musical Dog

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Nature is not perfect

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

A Cow watching a horror movie.

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"