Beef Enthusiast Gifts

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

"Stay out of Omaha."

"Enough with the jokes."

A fun-sized cow.

Cattle barons for world domination.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Rare, but not endangered.

'Have you ever considered the advantages of raising hormone-treated beef?'

Where Rump Roast Comes From.

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Important Food Groups

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."