Beef Lover Gifts

"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."

Unusual Romance

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

Eat Beef

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Important Food Groups

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Pull the udder one

Get on with it!