Beef Lover Gifts

"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."

Unusual Romance

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

Eat Beef

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.