Beef Fanatics Gifts

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Cow Pinatas

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Eat Beef

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'English is their second language.'

All You Can Eat

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Pizza-Fed Beef

Waiting staff

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Cow can

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

A Cow Tank.

Cattle barons for world domination.

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

Grass is greener.