Beef Fanatics Prints

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Eat Beef

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Waiting staff

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'English is their second language.'

All You Can Eat

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Pizza-Fed Beef

Cow can

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Cattle barons for world domination.

A Cow Tank.

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Grass is greener.

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."