Beef Enthusiast Pillows

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

"Stay out of Omaha."

"Enough with the jokes."

A fun-sized cow.

Cattle barons for world domination.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Rare, but not endangered.

'Have you ever considered the advantages of raising hormone-treated beef?'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Important Food Groups

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!