Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Beef Burger Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a gift for the beef burger enthusiast? Explore our collection of quirky, humorous, and stylish products inspired by their love of all things burger. From food-themed mugs to playful t-shirts, find something that captures their passion for juicy patties and crispy buns. Our creative range is sure to delight burger aficionados and make their day extra tasty! Whether for birthdays, special occasions, or just because, these fun gifts will satisfy their craving for fun.
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.
"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'
A boy who loves cows/burgers
'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'
Eat Beef
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
Sisyphus Sawyer
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'
'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'
Dave's Hamburger Shop
The mission: Impossible burger.
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
Beef Burger Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Beef Burger Enthusiasts Mugs
Browse our collection of burger-themed mugs and bring a fun, tasty vibe to every coffee break with gifts that celebrate their burger passion.
Beef Burger Enthusiasts Pillows
Check out our playful burger cushions and add a fun, flavorful touch to any living space or cozy corner with these quirky pillows.
Beef Burger Enthusiasts Prints
Find vibrant burger art prints that will add a deliciously fun accent to kitchens or dining areas, perfect for burger fanatics wanting to decorate with flavor.
Beef Burger Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Explore our range of burger-inspired t-shirts and give a stylish, humorous gift that lets burger lovers wear their passion with pride.