Beaver Appreciator Gifts

Don't even think about it.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Beaver tower

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A Venus cow trap.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Bear Porridge

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'