Beaver Appreciator Gifts

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A Venus cow trap.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Leadership never hibernates.

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Bear Porridge

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"