Beaver Admirers Gifts

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Beaver tower

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

A smiling badger

Leadership never hibernates.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Bear Porridge

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood