Beaver Enthusiast Gifts

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'

' I don't care if he is cute! He keeps chewing the furniture!'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"Spit that out!!"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Construction - Busy as Beavers

Beaver sees Hoover Dam: "You've got to be kidding me."

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'Lets's see a smile!'

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

'I'd like to return this beaver, get a cat and replace this with a scratching post.'

"That's your solution for everything."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"They’re real."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'