Beaver Fans Gifts

Family Portrait

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Beaver tower

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Mars Rover

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

The corona ranger

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

Can't do Monday, I'm busy