Beaver Fans Pillows

Family Portrait

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Mars Rover

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

The corona ranger

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'This guy's gunna throw inside, but it's just an intimidation tactic...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."