Beaver Aficionado Pillows

Beaver tower

'At least he died doing what he loved.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'