Grizzly Bear Appreciator Gifts

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The interested bystanders.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Leadership never hibernates.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Aargh, Many Trees

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Bear Porridge

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'You were tossing and turning all winter!'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'