Grizzly Bear Appreciator Gifts

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The interested bystanders.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Aargh, Many Trees

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Leadership never hibernates.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Bear Porridge

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'You were tossing and turning all winter!'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'