Gargoyle Appreciator Gifts

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

The Salmon Run

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Thug life on safari.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Romantic Tree Carving

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"You are not what I expected."

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Happy New Year!"

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Sexy snakes' magazine...

Finish Line

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

"It's not straw - it's rattan."