Gargoyle Fans Gifts

Notre Dame

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Sauce for the Goose

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Sheep In Curlers

Beware of the Cat.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Glasnost

'Mr. Kong?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Cosmetic pouches.

"Happy New Year!"

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Pirates of Venice

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Giraffes Knotted Together by the Neck

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

"It's not you, it's me."

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'