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Notre Dame

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Sauce for the Goose

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Sheep In Curlers

Beware of the Cat.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Glasnost

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Mr. Kong?'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Cosmetic pouches.

"Happy New Year!"

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Don't even think about it."

Pirates of Venice

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Giraffes Knotted Together by the Neck

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"It's not you, it's me."

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."