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"Happy New Year!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Football Crazy strip six

'I think they're up to something.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Monk Graffiti

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."