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Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

New Marvel Heroes

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Grocery Shopping

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"