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Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Non-Humble Pie.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

New Marvel Heroes

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'