Gargoyle Lover Gifts

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

"I love you, you big fool."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"Happy New Year!"

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.