Gargoyle Enthusiast Gifts

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

'It's just until we get the other gargoyle repaired...'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Football Crazy strip six

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

Goose escapes the tv.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"Happy New Year!"

'That's what we evolved from.'

Bizarre sights.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'