Gargle Enthusiast Gifts

"For goodness sake, I thought you were drowning."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"River well stocked this year."

Barbeque Casualty.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Rose Toast

Children's Entertainer

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

It's all gravy.

Clam Spearing

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Dog BBQ

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

"Happy New Year!"

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.