Gargle Enthusiast Pillows

"For goodness sake, I thought you were drowning."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"River well stocked this year."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Barbeque Casualty.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Rose Toast

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

It's all gravy.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Clam Spearing

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

Dog BBQ

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

"Happy New Year!"

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).