Gale Enthusiast Gifts

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Project Manager Showdown

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

A divided world.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Closed Thursdays.

I love thunderstorms!

Award Winning Photographer

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"Overruled!"

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Must you be so judgmental?

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Sunday Monday

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"Never lose your cool."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Mother Nature

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Surprised witness

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Judge Duels