Gale Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Project Manager Showdown

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

A divided world.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

I love thunderstorms!

Closed Thursdays.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Award Winning Photographer

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Overruled!"

Must you be so judgmental?

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

Sunday Monday

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Surprised witness

Judge Duels

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

Snowmen Games

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Never lose your cool."

Mother Nature

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."