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"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'Are you sure it's dead?'

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

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"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

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"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

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'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

"Is it the slime?"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

Giant in need of shoes.

A giant woman pics up cars