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"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'Are you sure it's dead?'

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

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"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Spike Milligan

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Quentin Tarantino

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Oil Price

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"Is it the slime?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

Children are growing taller. . .

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."