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'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

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Cinemuck

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

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Noir kitty.

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Pola Negri

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"I'll be Bach!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ONE NIGHT'

'What an old film.'

'Strike three!'

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

'Are you sure it's dead?'

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

"...and I'll have a glass of the house Merlot -- shaken, not stirred."