Gore Film Buff Gifts

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

100 best beheadings

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Cinemuck

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Noir kitty.

Quentin Tarantino

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Clark Gable

Pola Negri

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"I'll be Bach!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ONE NIGHT'

'What an old film.'

'Strike three!'

'Go ahead, make my day.'

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

Now playing: Sideways.

'Are you sure it's dead?'

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

"If there's anything meaningful or worthwhile in this movie, the whole evening will have been for nothing."