Gore Aficionado Gifts

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

He looks so natural lying there...

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

100 best beheadings

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Thor's Other Tools

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'You've had enough.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

'BOO!'

"Well, Count, they look good for another five-hundred years."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

The Alter of Football

'Strike three!'

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

'Gin Lane - Welcomes responsible drinkers.'

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.