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"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

He looks so natural lying there...

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Thor's Other Tools

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'You've had enough.'

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Do you have it in black?'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'BOO!'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"Well, Count, they look good for another five-hundred years."

Social Club. Run, Ernie! It's the zombie mafia! Ahhh! The don of the dead!

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

'Strike three!'