Gore Lovers Gifts

"It's OK... I'm Anemic."

The Brothers Grime

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Pet Cemetery.

100 best beheadings

Dummies Books.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Dance.

Clown Delivering Babies.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

I, Scream.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Burp!

Wee Folks Daycare

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

I survived end of the world after party.

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Dancing.