Grease Lovers Gifts

'The food here is very good - a little oily, but good.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Brothers Grime

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"I spy something blue."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Thin enough?'

"The chef recommends butter."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Apple Kiss

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

Evolutionary lines congratulating each other on a good game.

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'