Grit Lover Gifts

Alphabet Soup in a tough neighbourhood.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

The Brothers Grime

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

100k Desert Crawl

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Big business is not evil

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"You make a great point."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Gold Crisis

Pink.

Pick Me Ups.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Prehistoric Graffito

"A pox on your house red."

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.