Grit Lover Gifts

Alphabet Soup in a tough neighbourhood.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

The Brothers Grime

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

100k Desert Crawl

Big business is not evil

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Gold Crisis

"You make a great point."

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Pick Me Ups.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

If one picture speaks a thousand words...A museum speaks volumes.

"A pox on your house red."

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

Prehistoric Graffito